Ek Din Techer Ne Pappu Ka Pura Lanch Kha Liya Aur Dakarte Hue Bola "Beta Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahin Loge Ki Mainne Tumhara Lanch Kha Liya" Pappu: Nahin Sar Main Ghar Jakar Bol Dunga Ki Mera Khana Kutta Kha Gaya
Jito: Beta Seb Khaoge? Pappu: Nahi Jito: Beta Aam Khaoge? Pappu: Nahi Jito: Beta Santara Khaoge? Pappu: Nahi Jito: Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai Chappal Hi Khayega
Pati Patni Se "Agar Tumhen Kuch Ho Gaya To Main Paagal Ho Jaaunga" Patni: Dusari Shadi To Nahin Karoge? Pati: Pagal Ka Kya Bharosa Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai
Patni: Maine Bees Somvaar Ke Upvaas Kiye Tab Jakar Tumhen Paya Pati: Yah Sab Nahin Karti To Kya Hota? Patni: Tumse Bhi Koi Gaya Gujra Milta
Patni Apne Pati Se: Shadi Ke Shuru Men Khana Banati Thi To Aap Mujhe Jyada Khilate The Aur Khud Kam Khate The Par Ab Aisa Kyon Nahin? Pati: Kyonki Ab Tumhen Khana Banana A Gaya Hai
Ek Grahak Dukan Par Shart Lene Gaya Grahak: Shart Dikhao Dukandar: Ye Lijiye Shandar Peter England Ka Shandar Shart Grahak: Kitne Ka Hai? Dukandar: Matra ₹3500/ Ka Grahak: Bhaiya Aapke Paas Peter Faizabad Peter Ilahabad Ya Peter Barabanki Ka Shart Nahin Hai Kya?